why Men are useless

 

Have you ever heard of this thing called a mantrum? yup thats right, a man trum. its just like a tantrum that a five year old would throw except that its being thrown by a grown ass man. There arent real men left anymore. I have been working in an industry that has been dominated by men and I meet tons of different types of men. The ones that are married? well some of them seem like they are ok guys although i am sure they arent nearly as great as they seem once you get them alone. The single ones? Ladies they are single for a reason. Its like looking for a used car at an auction. yeah.. maybe you will find some deals but most probably you will just end up with something that is in rough shape and needs a lot of work.. or maybe it looks okay on first glance but once you lift the hood there are nothing but problems.. mice have chewed through the wires and theres big dents in places there shouldnt be.  There may be some good men left.. I doubt it though.. it seems like a bad romantic comedy plot that there may be some guy somewhere whos nice and decent who doesnt live with his mom and doesnt have ex wife or ex girfriend drama and baggage but i doubt it.. if there was such this as a good guy who was single.. he is still single because hes unattractive, a workoholic or just plain isnt interested in a relationship right now.
Where does this leave us ladies? Well a few years ago i read an article in the calgary journal that made its way all across canada. The story read that women who lived in saskatchewan were driving to calgary to find a good man. The women who lived in calgary were driving to the states to look for a good man. Somehow It seems unlikely that any of these women werereally going to find anything although i am sure a few found something… where does this leave us as a society? Women who are raising boys that dont actually grow up to be men. . the next generation just ends up having to “raise ” their husbands into men.. if they even grow up enough to have a family..
Maybe i am just bitter.. maybe i have been soured to the whole situation of being near a man .. dont get me wrong i still have daydreams of finding a good guy.. he doesnt have to be prince charming, hell he doesnt even have to be that good looking .. I would just settle for a man a real man who doesnt wipe his boogers on the sheets.. is that too much to ask?